My Perfect Woman

After years of searching, I think I've finally found my perfect woman.  She's smart and nerdy in that good kind of way, cute as all get out, she can take care of herself, isn't afraid to chow down with the big boys, she's a little crazy, and most importantly she's a Texan.

She's Winifred Burkle from Angel...

So what if I'm like ten years too late...and she's not real...and she's "dead"?